The #o11ydays Song

 

+ Transcript:

[music: bum-bum-bum-ba-dum-ba-dum-bum-bum]

On the 12th day before Christmas, my service
brought to me:

12 pagers paging
11 systems failing

10 users screaming
9 dashboards blinking

8 on calls flailing
7 builds-a-breaking

6 unknown unknowns…

Wait, we have Honeycomb!

4 golden signals, 3 latent bugs
2 service traces…

…and the solution to a crashing mystery.