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On the 12th day before Christmas, my service
brought to me:
12 pagers paging
11 systems failing
10 users screaming
9 dashboards blinking
8 on calls flailing
7 builds-a-breaking
6 unknown unknowns…
Wait, we have Honeycomb!
4 golden signals, 3 latent bugs
2 service traces…
…and the solution to a crashing mystery.